Who hurt Essie and why am I being punished?

by Linry

37 Comments

  1. ReluctantViking on

    Kelli Marissa has a video on this one. It just… looks like this because of the way that it is. An extremely weird polish with a weird texture, cool in the bottle, but straight asphalt on the nails.

  2. I feel like it would make for a good coal accent nail in a wacky Christmas mani (if it wasn’t a texture nightmare to actually have on your nails.)

  3. This remains firmly in my Untrieds. Never had the courage to actually use. Might could use a glitter topper – sparingly.

  4. I actually love it but I imagine it’s a bear to remove. Removing chunky glitter is my Achilles heel and is straight up not a good time.

  5. ![gif](giphy|pwnpqOmGHfBdQPWU3e)

    Not at all my cuppa. the texture alone would have me removing it before I was fully finished with application.

  6. Much like a lot of Olympic winter sports that probably started as a dare, I feel like this nail polish was some kind of bet of who could make worst polish. Then they decided to sell it on a dare as well.

  7. OP, what did you do to deserve this? It looks like Santa served you up a freaking lump of coal in lacquer form! 🥴

  8. Khaosbutterfly on

    It’s avant garde.

    You might not have heard about it.

    ![gif](giphy|M4I6ePq43Ef8Efi78C|downsized)

  9. I have and love this polish, although I only bought it because someone mentioned it was the ugliest polish they ever had. The real pain is getting it off though, it tears my cotton pads to shreds

  10. I remember buying this polish years ago just from seeing it has black with cute chunky glitter, not reading or realizing it was textured and I was DISGUSTED when I tried to apply it lol!!

  11. This looks like what happened to my Holo Taco Glossy Taco when I tried to add polish thinner and it didn’t mix right. But that was unintentional

  12. youre supposed to use the nail file *on* your nails, not *turn* your nails into a nail file

  13. Aaah! It reminds me of an Urban Decay (I think) polish from the ‘90s. I might need it just for nostalgia.

  14. I think it should have a clean black edge all around the nail and then this texture in the middle

  15. SilhouettesanShadows on

    Add a couple white beads or dots on each nail, and a tiny seedling nail art, and you’ve got potting soil nails all set for spring! 🌱

  16. Your photo & nails themselves are perfect! Which makes the texture all the more weird/hilarious

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